ohmysweetdelight!

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when asked to act all cute and loving.

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subtled:

“hey, hyung. so you have this sickness that makes you want to guide people around, i know it’s actually your inner gung-ho persona buuuut let’s not talk about that here. i get it, okay? and i fully support you in your struggle with it. but hyung — hyung, hyung you’re doing it again stop guiding people around. they’re all adults here, i’m sure they have a vague idea of how to stand and strike a pose — oh for the love of, can you just. not. why must you make something as simple as standing beside me so problematic? you’re not helping our war stricken relationship, hyung. don’t give me that face. or this one. all i’m asking of you is to stand, how can that be so — oh. okay.

hey, yunho. so how about a leash?”

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subtled:

wait, stop right there: you’re making a well-thought and detailed analogy between you two and a drama (link) that deals with pre-divorces and how to fix one’s marriage. do you sit there and draw the similarities between broken marriages and your war-ridden relationship with yunho? and once the conflict is done with and the married couple are back together, do you sigh and blame destiny for overcoming your war with yunho? or, and considering that the drama has been over for a few years now, do you watch reruns and force poor unsuspecting yunho to watch along, because “hyung if you want that ‘to always live together’ crap you better surrender and lose this war — what do you mean what war? there’s always a war! the ‘why do i still have this bundle of sunshine following me around and not my own personal harem’ war! the ‘slippers, water bottles and underwear’ war! the ‘why are you such an embarrassment’ war!” and judging by poor unsuspecting yunho here, he’s been subjected to this comparison many times before, maybe even had to go through marriage counselling because —

are you for real. no, i’m honestly asking here: are you for real, shim.

(Source: yhcm)